3. 55-Gallon Barrel of Lube
Ahem. Now, we are not ones to pry on anyone’s private lives, but we fail to understand why on earth would anyone ever have use for a 55-gallon barrel of lube.
Sure, buying this barrel in itself does not seem like a ridiculous thing in itself, but it does raise several questions. But wait, it’s better that we don’t hear the answers to those questions. Ew.